The -10x Engineer's Guide: A Satirical Take on Destructive Practices

The text provides a satirical guide on how to be a -10x engineer, emphasizing destructive practices such as wasting time, creating communication overhead, deploying fragile code, and hiring unproductive team members. The strategies outlined include nullifying output, creating busywork, fostering burnout, and incurring maintenance costs. The text also highlights the consequences of these actions, such as lost wages, unhappy customers, and prolonged bug triage.

• Strategies for being a -10x engineer include wasting time, creating communication overhead, deploying fragile code, and hiring unproductive team members.
• Consequences of these actions include lost wages, unhappy customers, and prolonged bug triage.